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2005-10-21 [cookie_monster]: you can think of three words that rhyme with positives?!
2005-10-21 [Mortified Penguin]: ...uh... lives, gives, and forgives!
2005-10-21 [cookie_monster]: aha! "Forgives" and "gives" are the same end-rhyme! meh... forget it, i'm just being stupid ^^ oh, yes: "sieves". depending on where you're from, maybe. :)
2005-10-23 [cookie_monster]: Nooooo! That was my favourite line! Evil! Evil! *beats* *sigh*
2005-10-23 [PuFFiN]: ??? I thought it was supposed to be FIVE sets??? perhaps someone cannot count? :P plz clarify...
2005-10-23 [LustForLike]: One set is two lines. There are ten lines there.
2005-10-23 [Mortified Penguin]: Stop your talking and get to voting!
2005-10-24 [cookie_monster]: oooookay, makes more sense now... hiya [PuFFiN]! :)
2005-10-24 [PuFFiN]: eeeek *tries to remove the writing "I Cannot Count" from his forehead and fails owing to it being written in indelible ink* *sigh* :P tnx 4 da clarification :D
2005-10-26 [Mortified Penguin]: Oh sure... just vote without explanation...
2005-10-26 [BadCat]: How's that, then?
2005-10-26 [cobi]: there was nothing truly extraordinary there that needs explanation. cookie was just a bit better.
2005-10-26 [LustForLike]: Stop your complaining and get to voting!
2005-10-26 [Juiced]: all of your raps are whack your all white boys who are trying to be black
2005-10-26 [BadCat]: I'm trying to be green!
2005-10-26 [cobi]: me blue! deffinitely blue
2005-10-27 [LustForLike]: Like I need to imitate a black boy. Poe was a master of rapping, rapping at the chamber door, and he was as white as they come.
2005-10-27 [cookie_monster]: LOL
2005-10-31 [Juiced]: oh alright here it goes you want to start something theres a old saying i go by you eather step up or step aside which will it be pig
2005-10-31 [LustForLike]: I'll step aside. I'm lazy, and besides, the steps don't go anywhere.
2005-10-31 [cookie_monster]: Yay. Does that mean I won? And who exactly was [Juiced] talking to anyway...? X)
2005-10-31 [Juiced]: I was talking to [LustForLike] who seems to be afraid of me
2005-11-01 [cookie_monster]: ^^' really?
2005-11-01 [LustForLike]: It's true. I'm scared witless. I'm shaking in my boots even as I type this - shaking like a little leaf. It's just so very frightening having someone call me... oh gosh, I don't know if I can even bear to say it... pig. I don't think I've heard worse from a toaster oven, and they are mighty fearsome insulters. I'm just going to go over in the corner now and quake in fear. Yes, that trembling is not me trying my best to contain my laughter, that is fear, fear I tell you! Who wouldn't be scared of [Juiced]?
2005-11-01 [cookie_monster]: how cynical and sarcastic. :) [Juiced], I hope that you've actually signed up. 0_o
2005-11-01 [cobi]: never a dull moment with you LFL
2005-11-01 [Mortified Penguin]: Hug yourself much lately, LustForLike...
2005-11-02 [LustForLike]: ...No. Even I don't want to hug me. Nobody loves me. Thank you so kindly for reminding me of that.
2005-11-02 [Mortified Penguin]: You're quite welcome...
2005-11-03 [Juiced]: You know LFL it's really funny cause you admited you were scared of me but the real kicker is you just admited that you were araid of a girl
2005-11-03 [PuFFiN]: *grins* ooooooh... I couldn't stop myself!! OH MY...the lack of decent spelling and grammar. Oooooohhhhh :P admited??? a old saying??? eeek ... scary! [http://www.thefreedictionary.com/] here u go :P maybe it'll help u :D *PuFFiN prepares himself for hate mail from EdgeV10 :P*
2005-11-04 [Juiced]: You know what last time i cheaked i there wasn't a sign on here that said "all spelling and grammer is needed" so you really want to fuck with me lets see how far you get
2005-11-04 [PuFFiN]: *grins* There also aren't USUALLY signs' on the edge of a cliff saying, "DON'T JUMP OFF... IT'LL HURT" :P *[PuFFiN] feeds [Juiced]'s insatiable need to lash out at someone or something*
2005-11-04 [Juiced]: trust me if i wanted to waste my time on a scumbag like you i could walk out my door of my house so really dont start
2005-11-04 [PuFFiN]: *smiles with a twinkle in his eye* Or you could save time and just talk to yourself :P... besides, it only took you 4 minutes to respond to this particular scumbag :D *[PuFFiN] sits around feeling like a very special scumbag*
2005-11-04 [cookie_monster]: lol don't even try [Juiced]... verily, I say unto thee: [PuFFiN] shall kick thine arse. *waves at PuFFiN*
2005-11-04 [Juiced]: *thinking* oh i know how to get you to leave me alone *slowly walks over to [PuFFiN] and kisses him.
2005-11-04 [cookie_monster]: ew. *wrinkles nose* are you gay, or are you female, god forbid?
2005-11-04 [Mortified Penguin]: ...disturbing.
2005-11-05 [cookie_monster]: very
2005-11-05 [Juiced]: hello im a girl
2005-11-05 [cookie_monster]: then... why does your gender choice at your house say "male"? Very basic question... are you confused maybe? Ah, I'm being nasty... it's late. And I've just been watching House. Squee!! Love Hugh Laurie... :)
2005-11-06 [Juiced]: alright let me clear things up for all of you ok My name is Elisa and the house im useing is my brothers and the reason why it says that is because he died in a car accsedent and i cant bare to change it hopefully that helps clear thing up but it doesn't mean i will go easy on you guys *wink*
2005-11-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...what?! A car accident?! How tragic... it makes me want to... laugh! *maniacal laughter*
2005-11-06 [cobi]: [Mortified Penguin] that's a horrid thing to say - amusing, but horrid. you should be ashamed of yourself!!
2005-11-06 [cobi]: these are long verses we are using in this one...
2005-11-06 [Juiced]: ok really i have nothing agenst you cobi but i want to go agenst Mortified Penguin right now *fire in my eyes*
2005-11-06 [LustForLike]: Then sign up.
2005-11-06 [Juiced]: And how do i do that
2005-11-06 [BadCat]: The first sentence of this page directs you to the Insult Arena to sign up.
2005-11-06 [PuFFiN]: :( - your bro died in a car accident??? *PuFFiN can't help but to feel sad with you... :(* still... *PuFFiN's water-clone disappear in a puff of steam (Naruto style)* - *sneers violently* I knew my shadow-clone technique would come in handy one day... *the REAL [PuFFiN] activates his close-quarter repulsion-fiel
2005-11-07 [Mortified Penguin]: Woo! Naruto!
2005-11-07 [cookie_monster]: *buries head in hands* *sigh*
2005-11-07 [PuFFiN]: *grins and waves back at [cookie_monster]*
2005-11-08 [Juiced]: *SMILES* ahh well if you insist *shatters your C-GR-FG in one punch* *sighs* as i said before im not just a pretty face oh and by the way *you feel a dagger on your neck* I'd like you to meet me twin Lena.
2005-11-08 [BadCat]: Yes! MEAT the twin! Meat her right into a pie crust.
2005-11-08 [cookie_monster]: Yay! Meat! I agree, [BadCat], that sounds decidedly cannibalistic. [PuFFiN] can't resist budget anime shows ^^ squee :)
2005-11-09 [Juiced]: *mumbbles under my breath* assholes
2005-11-09 [Mortified Penguin]: We heard that! *shakes fist*
2005-11-09 [cookie_monster]: "pestiferious"
2005-11-09 [cobi]: there's a saying that those who speak unclearly usually don't understand what they're saying... ^_^
2005-11-09 [PuFFiN]: "Nooooo my repulsion-fiel
2005-11-09 [PuFFiN]: *smiles* pestiferous - http://www.the
2005-11-10 [swabloo]: can anyone vote?
2005-11-10 [cobi]: sure. as long as you actually vote for your favorite
2005-11-11 [cookie_monster]: M... m... mmmmmaaa... Maaabbb... MABURAHO!!! ^_^ *watches [PuFFiN] squirm*
2005-11-12 [PuFFiN]: *slaps hands over eyes/ears* "I'm good, I'm ok...yess...th
2005-11-12 [cookie_monster]: Ahaha. *evil grin*
2005-11-16 [Juiced]: so what you hured me say it *crosses my arms* what you going to hit me or slap my face
2005-11-16 [cookie_monster]: um...no...um. what? ........forget it...
2005-11-16 [PuFFiN]: *smiles at [Juiced]* Don't worry edgy, this is just us having fun messing around on a forum!!! We don't mean anything nasty!!! (well, @ least I don't!) So don't stress out! :D *grins* Dont you hate it when ppl say that???
2005-11-16 [Juiced]: *smiles softly* thanks PuFFiN
2005-11-17 [BadCat]: Good lord, this is getting ridiculous. There are going to be lavender drapes and rose-scented throw pillows if this keeps up.
2005-11-17 [cookie_monster]: lol ^^ I need a challenger!!!
2005-11-17 [cookie_monster]: thank you, [cobi]. now when are [PuFFiN] and [Juiced] going to sign up? :P
2005-11-17 [Juiced]: to tell you the truth i dont want to sign up im actuly going to be cheering Puffin on hopeing he wins
2005-11-17 [PuFFiN]: *grins* well, actually, um *twiddles fingers* I haven't signed up yet!!! :P - Oh yeah, what's wrong with lavender drapes???? *grins* they burn REALLY well !! *applies a lit match to the bottom of the drapes* WHOOOF... :D
2005-11-17 [PuFFiN]: *grins* YAY I've signed up!! ;) "Prepare for death by shame, ye who challengeth meeee" :D
2005-11-18 [cookie_monster]: Oi, [Juiced], hands off [PuFFiN]! *growls* XD ROFL!! ^^
2005-11-20 [Mortified Penguin]: *puts hands on [PuFFiN]*
2005-11-21 [Mortified Penguin]: ...I would put something else on [PuFFiN], but it might be a bit inappropriate.
2005-11-21 [PuFFiN]: *grins and commences a battou-jutsu that would make Kenshin look stupid!!!* LOL, yay a cookie shield!! *breaks a piece off and eats it* COOKIES!!! --everyone be warned, my swift and accurate sword techniques are quick to chop off valuable appendages!!!! :P
2005-11-21 [cookie_monster]: lol =P Crazy ppl... my [PuFFiN]! *steals*
2005-11-21 [cookie_monster]: Yes... actually... has anyone else here heard of basic rhyme schemes, or rhythm or meter, or anything like that? Or am I all alone...? ^^'
2005-11-21 [BadCat]: If you check Rhyming Insult Rules, you'll notice that each rhyme can be set to a different meter. This is supposed to help the person starting the next rhyme add a bit of a challenge to it, but it doesn't make for a nice overall flow. If you think this rule should be amended, state your case. We'll see what kind of support you get.
2005-11-21 [cobi]: oh well...
2005-11-21 [cookie_monster]: Well... you could say that all rhymes have to be in... say, iambic pentameter. Just for an extra challenge, if anyone wanted to =)
2005-11-24 [The Maestro]: Except that I think only five people who come here might know what it is, no offense. I definately don't. :S
2005-11-24 [cookie_monster]: Hehe... soon as I find someone who does, I shall challenge them ^^ or not... yay [PuFFiN]!! =D
2005-11-30 [LonelyTylenol]: I know what it is, but I'm certainly not going to be in the first match using it... I'd challenge the winner, if I noticed the battle was over...
2005-11-30 [cobi]: iambic pentameter is a quite simple five line poem sort of.
2005-11-30 [The Maestro]: The English lessons are making my head hurt.
2005-12-01 [cookie_monster]: lol >.< It involves rhythm and meter... if anyone... [LonelyTylenol]... would like to try it, we could have a trial match or something to see how it works out :)
2005-12-01 [BadCat]: Bloody hell... who's stupid idea for such a long line to match? :P
2005-12-03 [cookie_monster]: [BadCat], [PuFFiN]'s away for the weekend, so he won't respond til sunday :) Just in case you thought he'd run away =P
2005-12-03 [BadCat]: Hear me roar. Grin. Sounds fine by me. I've got a crapload of work to do this weekend. Bloody... people submitting late articles, making me stay up too late trying to make the printers' deadline... mutter, mutter...
2005-12-03 [cookie_monster]: *sympathizes with [BadCat]* But my exams are over! Squeeeee!!! :)
2005-12-05 [The Maestro]: Chiming Tofurkey?? o.O
2005-12-05 [PuFFiN]: Sorry for da long wait ppl! O_O eep..,
2005-12-07 [BadCat]: I'll have Red Dwarf in my head all night long if I don't share this: (Lister to Kryten saying you can't judge a book by its cover) "And you can't confuse Rimmer with a book! For one thing, a book's got a spine..."
2005-12-07 [cookie_monster]: lol ^_^ Red Dwarf rocks!
2005-12-07 [The Maestro]: Man, it's been forever since they've played that show in Canada. It's so funny too.
2005-12-07 [BadCat]: Has anyone seen the American version?! I've been trying to track it down for a while... it only ever aired the pilot, I think, 'coz it was so damn dodgy. (Cat was female! So wrong!)
2005-12-08 [The Maestro]: Nope.
2006-01-05 [ll]: I love that show!
2006-01-05 [The Maestro]: Tis a funny program^^ Hasn't played in Canada for years.
2006-05-06 [cobi]: one more vote to decide
2006-05-08 [The Maestro]: church of rock
2006-08-01 [╔╬╝]: Ah, yes... I forgot about this!
2006-08-01 [Doormat]: Aren't you banned? Or are you just starting this fight under the name of a banned person.
2006-08-01 [╔╬╝]: ...banned...
2006-10-11 [lostinspace]: I want to batlle someone
2007-01-10 [The Maestro]: Ooh, rhyming rudeness again!
2007-01-10 [Doormat]: I'm liking how none of this rhymes.
2007-01-10 [SAHS]: Well... its close enough. Depends on your accent.
2007-01-10 [Anomynous]: yes, the "ei" in either can be pronounced like an "E" or "I"
2007-01-10 [SAHS]: NOW none of this rhymes. I don't remember if that's a disqualificati
2007-01-10 [SAHS]: Having checked up on those, I'm voting to give the non-offender (in this case, Penguin) a free vote at the end of the match. Its been so long since we've had a match that disqualificati
2007-01-10 [Mortified Penguin]: A free vote...?
2007-01-10 [SAHS]: An automatic 1-0 tally (in your favor) when the voting begins, if you want it, because Predator broke the rules. You don't have to accept the point if you'd rather not.
2007-01-11 [Doormat]: No...limber and dismember don't rhyme either. That's against mortified. I vote for a restart.
2007-01-11 [Anomynous]: Figures... I never get the rules right. My bad!
2007-01-11 [Secret Corner Secrecy]: How does limber and dismember not rhyme?!
2007-01-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Restart?! That's not fair!
2007-01-11 [The Maestro]: You're trying to rhyme an "e" with an "i". Try them both out loud. They don't work.
2007-01-11 [Secret Corner Secrecy]: Well, if you listen to the way the words are pronounced on http://www.m-w
2007-01-11 [Mortified Penguin]: What about "either" and "dismember"? And "out and "that"?
2007-01-11 [Secret Corner Secrecy]: ...either and dismember didn't have to rhyme... but out and that did... which was already addressed earlier as they threatened to penalize the opposing member... which rhymes with limber!
2007-01-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Wait, not that. It was "predator" and "either".
2007-01-11 [Secret Corner Secrecy]: ...yeah... now that doesn't rhyme... unless you have some kind of freaky accent...
2007-01-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Exactly, racist...
2007-01-11 [Secret Corner Secrecy]: Wh-what?! ...oh sure... just because I'm black, that means I'm racist? ...freakin' racist...
2007-01-11 [Secret Corner Secrecy]: ...but nobody's as racist as that [silvermoon dragon] guy...
2007-01-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Ah, yes... dragons...
2007-01-11 [Secret Corner Secrecy]: Curse those racist dragons... and also that [spitfire_35121] kid...
2007-01-11 [Mortified Penguin]: ...uh-huh...*e
2007-01-11 [Secret Corner Secrecy]: *slaps the ramen out of your hand*... bad! No eating ramen! You'll spoil your supper! ...which will be ramen!
2007-01-11 [Mortified Penguin]: B****, you never slap a pimp!...*gets slapping hand ready*...*and instinctively eats ramen*...
2007-01-11 [Secret Corner Secrecy]: Never have... never will... I almost slapped myself that time, though... I just wouldn't stop backsassing myself...
2007-01-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Well, it seems no one, save ourselves, is on...*eats ramen*...
2007-01-11 [Secret Corner Secrecy]: Heck... I'm not even on...
2007-01-12 [SAHS]: Whoa, guys, I'm totally lost with what's goin' on. So, in review, we've got two offenses against Penguin, for "either" and "that", whereas limber and dismember are okay if you follow the rule that the last three letters must be the same. So, Penguin, the call's yours -- rematch, two points in your favor, disqualificati
2007-01-12 [Anomynous]: All right, nevermind then... I'll just do this some other time.
2007-01-12 [The Maestro]: Wait a minute... so is there going to be a rematch?
2007-01-12 [Mortified Penguin]: I should hope so. I started last time, so he should start this time. If he doesn't want to rhyme, I can rhyme against someone else.
2007-01-13 [Anomynous]: Oh, Don't worry Penguin... I'll gladly take you on!
2007-01-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Bring it!
2007-01-17 [Anomynous]: ...we're having the rematch now?
2007-01-17 [The Maestro]: Woo!!!
2007-01-18 [Anomynous]: Damnit, I'm too sober for this! :p
2007-01-19 [The Maestro]: There's another sentence I never thought I'd hear.
2007-01-23 [The Maestro]: Ooh, tricky rhyme.
2007-01-23 [cobi]: sorry, but am i the only one who thinks this fight has really poor rhymes? some of them don't actually rhyme at all. "you" and "fool", "me" and "grief". and dudes, theres more rythem in goblin snors than there is in your retorts. please, try to improve. this is embarassing.
ok, that's it, no more criticism. go on.
2007-01-24 [Anomynous]: Actually... you and fool have the same sound in them, namely a long "u" (or "ou", if you wish), and me and grief have the "e" sound in common, in the case of both words the last consonant (l, respectively f) is almost a mute one, you hardly pronounce it. So, yes... they do rhyme.
2007-01-24 [Mortified Penguin]: ...maybe if you'd said "foo'" like Mr. T...
2007-01-25 [The Maestro]: Yes. Like Mr. T. I pity da foo who don't chat proper.
2007-04-11 [Mortified Penguin]: ...*eats ramen*...
2007-04-13 [The Maestro]: Noodle fixation, eh?
2007-04-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Nah... *eats ramen*...
2007-04-16 [Mortified Penguin]: Is this thing over yet?!
2007-04-16 [cobi]: there were only four out of five rounds...
2007-04-17 [Anomynous]: and I was away on vacation. I'll post it some time this week.
2007-05-22 [Estantia]: Heh, I pronounce my words too well, so I see some bad rhyming on both parts....
2007-05-22 [Mortified Penguin]: Oh, that's nice... I'm the lesser of two morons...
2007-05-23 [Estantia]: I said it more politely though :P
2007-06-08 [cobi]: we have a winner!! MP - congrats.
2007-06-09 [Mortified Penguin]: *picks nose*
2007-06-13 [The Maestro]: I probably didn't need to know that, MP.
2007-06-13 [Estantia]: make that we...
2007-06-15 [Mortified Penguin]: ...uh huh... *eats ramen*...
2007-06-16 [Estantia]: I'm starting to wonder if anyone can rhyme insult well...
2007-06-16 [cobi]: it is very difficult to keep meter when your fellow insulter has no clue what meter is.
2007-06-17 [Estantia]: as far as making sense goes you weren't much better... a rice paddy??
2007-06-17 [cobi]: ^__^
2007-06-20 [Mortified Penguin]: Let's have some new voters vote for once... instead of fans of [cobi]! ...it's unfair I say!
2007-06-20 [Estantia]: hey at least we're telling you WHY we voted for him, and I'm neutral, you know that...
2007-06-20 [cobi]: i guess that sums it up. but there are no signups, so we'll just leave it as it is for now.
we can go at it again MP - if you'd like...
2007-06-22 [The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead]: WTF, I'm a new voter and don't even know [cobi], or even [Mortified Penguin] for that matter. O_o
2007-06-23 [The Maestro]: I'd actually like to sign up for one of these again, but I work all freakin' day.
2007-06-24 [Mortified Penguin]: Motha' *****'... I'll take you on again...
2007-06-24 [cobi]: ok. let the fight begin - go right on and give it your best.
2007-06-24 [The Maestro]: o.O Wait, what?! Did I just get volunteered for the next round?? O.o
2007-06-25 [Estantia]: no, cobi and mortified penguin...
2007-06-28 [Estantia]: this is much better than last time...
2007-07-03 [The Maestro]: Well, yeah, they know what they're doing.
2007-07-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...I demand different voters... some that don't know either of us...
2007-07-06 [Estantia]: hey! I vote neutrally! if your insults aren't better than cobi's then I vote for him, simple as...
2007-07-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Suuure...
2007-07-06 [Estantia]: honestly...
2007-07-07 [SAHS]: Ain't enough voters to go around for that request, Penguin....
2007-07-07 [Mortified Penguin]: ...*eats ramen*...
2009-12-12 [cobi]: what's up? where is that dude? did he chiken out?
2009-12-12 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm still thinking! Give me time, darn it!
2009-12-14 [cobi]: you've benn thinking for a few months now - come on!
2009-12-15 [Mortified Penguin]: This is a very delicate process! ...if I make a single mistake now, the entire match will be ruined! ...*proceeds to think for 4 more months*...
2010-01-04 [cobi]: in that case - i quit. if you can not duel properly, it's just not fun. find yourself a different sucker to waste his time. sorry.
2010-01-04 [Mortified Penguin]: ...hey! I am still thinking, dang it! Have some patience!
2016-07-10 [Mortified Penguin]: STOP RUSHING ME!!
2020-11-28 [Mortified Penguin]: *still thinking*
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